No keynote speakers or obligatory small talk.
 
Finally — a retreat that doesn’t require a name tag, trust falls, or pretending you’re happy to be here.

A limited-edition, 5-piece ritual set for people whose out-of-office replies are mostly lies.  Corporate Wellness Retreat is a self-care staycation in a box, for the overworked, overstimulated & under-rested; and a reminder that burnout is not a badge of honor.
 
Inside:
Un-Chaosing Butter — Magnesium + lavender body butter that melts stress, softens skin, and calms that wired-but-tired energy even your best Shavasana can’t touch.
Emotional Support Oil — A grounding roll-on of blue yarrow, neroli, and tulsi for when deep breaths aren’t cutting it.
Drama Cream — Blue tansy and oat soothe irritation, even tone, and keep your complexion unbothered.
Sweet Water Facial Oil — Lightweight hydration that balances, nourishes, and forgives late nights.
Lavender Shower Steamers — Aromatherapy that clears your head and cues the shutdown sequence.
 
It’s the self-care PTO your body’s been filing requests for since September.
 
Great for overachievers, overthinkers and people who answer emails at midnight. 
 
Your year-end wellness retreat, no approval required.